Number!
One!
All right, beginning with instructions.
Today concerns your interactions in the military with your inferiors!
Yes, sir!
Germ--, er, Captain!
Okay, first off.
Before they're your inferiors, they're human beings.
Thus, it's important to touch them gently.
Gentle?
Stroke, stroke.
And sometimes, you must be strict!
Strict!
Paw out!
Squish, squish, squish, squish, squish, squish, squish, squish, squish, squish, squish, squish!
Captain! What's happening!? This is mutiny! It's mutiny!
The hell are you doing, Italy?!
HETALIA
Germany, you're strong!
Dammit! Beaten by the Kraut again!
I'll pretend like you've beaten me fair and square this time.
Next time it won't be like this.
Unbeknownst to the other countries, I still have my ultimate weapon.
You lot! Curse Germany with all your might!
That fool Germany will be sure to repent in tears!
England! What are you up to?
Why America!?
Welcome to the masquerade party!
HETALIA
Dammit. I got interrupted last time, so this time I'll do it at my place.
My magic is the best in the world! That fool America is no match for it!
I summon thee, from faraway lands!
Come forth!
You called?
Begone, you damn kolkhoz!
HETALIA
Why do you keep getting in my way?
Do you have some kind of grudge or--
Yeah, I have one.
Right, that's it.
I have one.
But this has nothing to do with your grudge! Stay out of the way of my revenge!
Eat this! Britannia Wales! Curse of the Leek!
How about that!? Come on, be affected!
What tenacity!
All right, let's do it!
Let's call it a day!
Russia's Curse When Russia was in the midst of the Russo-Japanese War, the Russian Orthdox Church continuously cursed Japan. However, Russia quickly lost. 18 years later, Japan was struck by the Great Kantou earthquake. Since Japan was affected by Russia's curse 18 years after it was cast, in Russia in came to be said that "God is in 18 years." Incidentally, even current Russian newspapers seem to still print announcements reading "On the part of your curse".
Really?
HETALIA
Hey, Russia.
Are you okay with the decision we came to at the meeting?
Not really.
I'm just happy I was able to see everyone's face.
Just watching everyone speaking together in such a friendly manner,
I felt like I was really able to become one of their friends, so it was very fun.
I see.
That's right, around when you were born, the Mongols--
And you know...
Seeing that laughably rotten fag face made my heart pound just thinking about how I could twist it.
I knew it!
nee nee papa wain choudai Hey hey papa, give me wine!
nee nee mama nee nee mama Hey hey mama, hey hey mama!
mukashi ni tabeta boroneeze no I can't forget that taste
ano aji ga wasurerarenainda of the bolognese I ate before!
maru kaite chikyuu Draw a circle, there's Earth!
boku hetalia I'm Hetalia!
aa hitofude de Ah, a fabulous world,
mieru subarashii sekai that can be seen with a paintbrush.
nagagutsu de kanpai da Let's have a toast with our boots!
hetalia
A storage cleaning
that began on a whim
brought back those memories.
Hetalia: America's Storage Cleaning.
You were so great.
Production is going well!